Something Gross

Last night Landon emerged from the bathroom and said, "I just peed on the cat." The story he's trying to sell me is that the cat jumped up on the toilet rim between Landon's legs and his "pee stream" hit the cat in the head. It wouldn't surprise me if Landon was bored and aimed at the cat, who is very intrigued by the toilet right now. Landon took the cat and washed his head in the sink, but the cat still smells like urine, if you ask me.